crackpipe 

Pipe used for smoking crack, sold exclusively at the nations capitol.

nigga please

crackpipe by Advil April 9, 2004

Papa Crackpipe 

A lesser known nickname for a major male crackhead. These men are most often found at our nations capital.

Guy 1: Look at Papa Crackpipe over there.
Guy 2: Hey dumbass, thats our president.
Guy 3:Ain't that just like that old fella.

Papa Crackpipe by The JoshMeister101 June 8, 2009

cackpipe cosmonaut 

A slang, light-hearted term for a homosexual.

'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'

cackpipe cosmonaut by rxnxr October 17, 2009

Crackpipe Suprise 

she's so used to crack that when she gives a bj she tries to light your ballsack and smoke the spunk straight out

Had my first crackpipe suprise last night, This crack whore is crazy man she set my balls on fire and i spunked everywhere

Crackpipe Suprise by aidsriddledrob August 24, 2017

Crackpipe twirly slide

Going down the twirly slide" is a fun metaphor for hitting rock bottom

"That bitch is on the crackpipe twirly slide man, don't let her in your house, she'll steal your shit. Did you hear how she sold her kidney for a hit?"

Crackpipe twirly slide by Jokermachine December 17, 2011

Georgia Crackpipe 

A crackwhore fisting herself with a lubed up glass hand.

Wow Becky sure did a Georgia Crackpipe on herself last night.Woweee

Georgia Crackpipe by doritoboy420mtndew4life March 17, 2019

cackpipe cosmonaut 

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut

cackpipe cosmonaut by no foreskin physicist April 16, 2010