7 definitions by rxnxr
A portmanteau of the words 'bestie', a diminutive of 'best friend' and 'ex', meaning former partner/spouse.
Jim: So you how are you handling being single?
Bob: It's okay. We're still best friends.
Jim: She's still your friend?
Bob: Actually, she's more than my friend. She's my bextie.
Bob: It's okay. We're still best friends.
Jim: She's still your friend?
Bob: Actually, she's more than my friend. She's my bextie.
by rxnxr May 5, 2010
A broader term of derision for a 'dittohead', one who listens to watches ludicrously biased political commentary (or vomit), swallows it without question and then splats it in a bilious spray online, at town hall meetings and in social situations.
Glenn Beck: So what do we have from our new science czar? Something that is so far out of the mainstream, it's hair raising. Forced adoptions. Sterilant(s) in the drinking water or crops. Contraceptive capsules that are required to be implanted.
REGURGER: I seed on thuh NOOZ that Muslim Hoo-sayn Obammy's gunna put killers up in the water to shrivel up mah ballsacks! Ah'm gon' buy a GUN!
REGURGER: I seed on thuh NOOZ that Muslim Hoo-sayn Obammy's gunna put killers up in the water to shrivel up mah ballsacks! Ah'm gon' buy a GUN!
by rxnxr August 13, 2009
Alternative name for 'Orly Taitz', lawsuit junkie, dentist, realtor, alleged shemale and queen of the 'Birfers', the nutcases who think President Barack Obama is not a natural-born American citizen because they wet the bed.
"Orly Taitz. Oily Tartz. Never heard of this person so I googled her and it seems she's a lawsuit junkie..." - Slightly Dark Francis, Yahoo! Answers.
"So you were another of the little blinkies that got sucked in by the Oily Tartz birth cert? Good for you." - Slightly Dark Francis, Yahoo! Answers.
"So you were another of the little blinkies that got sucked in by the Oily Tartz birth cert? Good for you." - Slightly Dark Francis, Yahoo! Answers.
by rxnxr August 3, 2009
A Donald Trump supporter, so named because they are bigmouthed, no-brained receptacles for his fucking stank trash.
'Donald tells it like it is & he's a honest American and he gonna build a wall & make America great again!'
'Fuck off, Dumpster.'
'Fuck off, Dumpster.'
by rxnxr January 7, 2016
A portmanteau of 'apology' and 'logistics'. In essence, apologistics occurs when operations (esp. military operations) are so badly run that they require a senior official to say 'sorry'.
'Do you think anyone will say sorry for phony wars?'
'You mean say sorry for their refusal to work out an exit strategy prior to bumbling in like the Three Stooges?'
'Yes.'
'Not bloody likely, guvnah. Those guys aren't into apologistics.'
'You mean say sorry for their refusal to work out an exit strategy prior to bumbling in like the Three Stooges?'
'Yes.'
'Not bloody likely, guvnah. Those guys aren't into apologistics.'
by rxnxr October 1, 2009
'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'
by rxnxr October 17, 2009
A blortmanteau is a tritely-constructed or overly contrived portmanteau, designed in an attempt for cleverness and passing, if pithy, appeal. They are becoming increasingly common in the 24-hour news cycle of the early 21st Century.
A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).
A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).
'You going anywhere this weekend, Bob?'
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'
N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'
N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.
by rxnxr October 17, 2009