a large, muscular white male/a huge redneck/the result of steroids and generations of inbreeding.
Yo look at dat Crackersaurus driving around in that Ford F-150.
A large dinosaur who enjoys eating crackers in it's free time. They are generally friendly, but beware...if you even get within a foots distance of their crackers, prepare to be mauled to pieces. On the brightside, if you bring crackers, they may accept you into their family. It all depends on the type of cracker, which is unfortunately unknown. Sorry. Honey and peanut butter crackers is my guess...
P.S. They also supports gay rights
Crackersaurus - Imagine a green long neck dinosaur holding a gay rights sign while eating a box of Ritz crackers. :)