crackersaurus 

a large, muscular white male/a huge redneck/the result of steroids and generations of inbreeding.

Yo look at dat Crackersaurus driving around in that Ford F-150.

crackersaurus by Steve Kammerer May 6, 2006

crackersaurus 

A large dinosaur who enjoys eating crackers in it's free time. They are generally friendly, but beware...if you even get within a foots distance of their crackers, prepare to be mauled to pieces. On the brightside, if you bring crackers, they may accept you into their family. It all depends on the type of cracker, which is unfortunately unknown. Sorry. Honey and peanut butter crackers is my guess...

P.S. They also supports gay rights

Crackersaurus - Imagine a green long neck dinosaur holding a gay rights sign while eating a box of Ritz crackers. :)

crackersaurus by Lacee ????????? March 31, 2013

cankersaurus rex

Similar to a canker or a canker sore, a cankersaurus rex is incredibly painful and occurs in the most inconvenient areas of one's mouth.

I woke up this morning with a wicked canker sore on the tip of my tongue... but I accidentally chomped it midway through a delicious bite of Oreo O's. Now it's definitely a cankersaurus rex. Brutal.

cankersaurus rex by c-davidson August 27, 2008

Arkansas Crackasaurus 

When the pudgy, slightly overweight, yet mildly cute waitress is helping the table next to you, bends over, her shirt rides up, and behold, 6 inches of ass-crack is staring you in the face.

Dude, did you just see that Arkansas Crackasaurus rear it's ugly head at the next table over?

Arkansas Crackasaurus by Jimmy Crack-a-lactic-a February 17, 2010

crackasaurus 

To show one's crack with low rider jeans with no regard to others who may be within the crack viewing radius. This includes lack of underwear which accentuates the crack line. See "burnt" and "tore back."

Damn that crackasaurus! Always has to have her ass up in someone's face.

crackasaurus by poo,o, October 26, 2006

Crackasaurus 

An old white man who is incredibly racist.

Dude, old man Jenkins is a total crackasaurus!

Crackasaurus by Inspektahdeck October 18, 2014

crackasaurus 

slang for crack addict with extreme habit. someone who has an unquenchable appetite for crack cocaine.

the crackasaurus smoked 10 eightballs of crack in under 30 minutes.

crackasaurus by hellhoundbrewingcompany May 13, 2009