crackamole`

crackamole` is a green growth, similar in texture and consistency to guacamole`, that occurs on a docket skank or crackwhore as a result of extremely poor personal hygiene.

Eric: "omg Bruce! did you see that green shit on that cum dumpster!"

Bruce: "yeah man! it was fucking rank. she must have like crackamole` or something. that shit was so chunky!"

Eric: "gahh! that didnt improve the taste of her ham sandwhich at all! it was like eating a rotten fish taco with california cheese dip

by salvadere September 11, 2007

crackamole

the stuff that's left when you don't wipe well enough

My butt itches. There must be some crackamole.

by Lucy Klein September 10, 2007

crackamole

the stuff that's left when you have not wiped yourself well enough

My butt itches. I think I left some crackamole.

by Lucy Klein September 2, 2007