crackalope Share definition Flag A gangly cracked out mothafucka that smells like ass and steals your shit. Also posseses the speed and agility of an antelope. There was a fuckin crackalope diggin in my trash can last night. crackalope by steve stevuhson September 25, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the crackalope mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch