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Crack a nut 

The act of cracking a nut
This shit is gonna make me crack a nut so hard
Crack a nut by Smidii January 22, 2018

crack a nut o'clock 

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.
person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK

A tough crack to nut

A female that is difficult to seduce
Brenda is beautiful and we had a wonderful time, but she's a tough crack to nut.

Nut cracka 

A crazy white person
Your insane ! Your a nut cracka !!!!!
Nut cracka by Giraffes123 March 4, 2016

Click clack give my nutsack a slap 

1. Another way to say “suck my dick
2. An office sex term. If you want to get laid right there on the desk, walk up to your coworker and say “click clack give my nutsack a slap
“Hey Jerry, I just finished those quarterly repor- “click clack give my nutsack a slap
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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