crack a nut

To ejaculate.

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."

by Nutcracker April 23, 2014

Crack a nut

The act of cracking a nut

This shit is gonna make me crack a nut so hard

by Smidii January 22, 2018

Cracking the Nut

When someone is sick before reaching the toilets after being made to drink something hideous.

Person 1: "Did you see Jack drink that hideous pint?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"

by Fletch743 January 2, 2012

crack the nuts

The mean for the word "crack the nuts" is when u stick ur ball sack into a gurls mouth and she swallows ur sack. (much like the act of tea bagging)

when my gurlfriends parents were out of town, i went to her house and she cracked my nuts

by pimp daddy dollars August 8, 2004

Crack the Nut

phrase from Bob the used car guy meaning to meet projections

We have to sell more cars this month to Crack the nut

by Bobtheusedcarguy August 22, 2008

tough crack to nut

an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with

“Yeah, she’s as hot as a firecracker but you’d better forget it, pal. That’s a tough crack to nut.”

by goose_on_a_roof June 5, 2022

crack my nuts!

Showing utter frustration or showing how angry you are, that your actually gonna crack your nuts

Oh man, Josh is fucking Ella!
Oh crack my nuts! Seriously?!

by bindihasballs April 25, 2017