Niggerbob Crackpants 

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.

Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

Niggerbob Crackpants by Niggward Tentacles August 18, 2009

chaypants 

A man who is extremly keen on nuggets and also has a weird fetish for small trees. Also, a sexual predator that enjoys extremely rough anal.

Wow look at that sexual predator downing those nuggets over by that small tree while recieving rough anal, he is such a chaypants

chaypants by The Loutorious B.I.G August 19, 2012

crazypants 

1. Crazypants is a descriptive word that means weird or insane, not insane in the sense that it means cool as in crazy cool or thats totally insane! Crazypants means insane as in a mental illness.

2. Crazypants is also a place it is a wonderful land where evryone wears cartoon pants!

3. Can be used as and insult or a joke word to mess with friends

1. Joe painted his fingernails! WOW thats crazypants!

2. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHA!
Where are you from, the Land of Crazypants?
3. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHA!
Shutup Crazypants!

Never to be used as two words, separating the words crazy and pants in a sentence is punishable by law. Unless of course it is being used to describe some crazy looking pants.

crazypants by Salaad June 11, 2006

Crashpants 

a word people exclaim to warn someone that there crotchlular area is showing.

Ew, CRASHPANTS! Cross your legs, dammit.

Crashpants by Rachel Ewald April 9, 2004

catpants 

Pants wherein are residing cats

Look, he is wearing his cat-pants

catpants by JB November 21, 2003

Capants 

Pants for a male that exceed shorts but falls short of the lenfth of; pants, high waters. (Also see: manpris.)

"This guy smoked a Ja'Blunt and got so high he shit his capants."

-Starfox

Capants by sevenyearnightmare October 28, 2013

Crapanese 

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss

"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.

Crapanese by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011