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1. An affectionate swear word, often used in place of the slang word "crap"--although it has NO correlation to excrement.

2. Any crab, especially one with one big claw and one little claw.

3. An affectionate, silly insult for a person.

4. "Crabey" can occasionally be used as a sort of combination sentiment of "crazy" and "crappy"--but in an amused, affectionate sort of way.
Crabe!...I just spilled crabe all over my jacket!

What the crabe??

Shall we have crabes for dinner when we visit Maryland?

Manda, you're such a crabe, haha.

Dude, that party was pretty fun, but man, towards the end it was sorta getting...crabey.
by Laelithe September 23, 2004
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craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabes h-town 4 life
man that crabes is crazy
by j diddy September 23, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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