Lumped by crabcake
Another word of saying you got owned. A phrase said to someone to put them down or when they lose a game.
Lumped by crabcake by broski10 April 22, 2009
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Columbus Crabcake
Based on the great city of Columbus, IN and not Columbus, OH. The columbus crabcake is when you get down on all fours and eat a girl out while shitting on her chest.
My girlfriend always gets excited for a columbus crabcake quickly followed by the cleveland steamer.
Columbus Crabcake by DieselPower333 August 4, 2010
dirty crabcake
dirty crabcake by dirty crabs July 25, 2011
Japanese Crabcake
Japanese Crabcake by danwillyhull August 18, 2009
Baltimore Crabcake
A devastating punch to the solar plexis or lower sternum, with ones middle knuckle protruding from the rest of his or her fist. If done correctly, the blow will possibly crack the sternum, similar to how one cracks the outer shell of a crab to get to its meat and make crabcakes, which Maryland is famous for. It can also incur internal bleeding, vomiting and perhaps even paralyzation.
It is not often used as it requires a great deal of force, and in the time the said Baltimoreon is charging up for his vicious blow, the other contender could easily execute a jab to the face or ribs, rendering the potential Crabcake useless and thus turning the tide of the fight.
Less known among the actual folk of Baltimore, it's more used among Baltimoreons who have left the city and use the attack as a sense of self pride for their birth city when in danger.
Heard to be reffered to also as a Dundalk Crabcake and a Chesapeake Punch. Similar moves from non-Baltimoreons have been jokingly called things such as The Angry Prairie Dog (reffering to how one out of five knuckles is sticking out, not unlike how a prairie dog rises from his hole to check the area) and The Knuckle of Destiny.
It is not often used as it requires a great deal of force, and in the time the said Baltimoreon is charging up for his vicious blow, the other contender could easily execute a jab to the face or ribs, rendering the potential Crabcake useless and thus turning the tide of the fight.
Less known among the actual folk of Baltimore, it's more used among Baltimoreons who have left the city and use the attack as a sense of self pride for their birth city when in danger.
Heard to be reffered to also as a Dundalk Crabcake and a Chesapeake Punch. Similar moves from non-Baltimoreons have been jokingly called things such as The Angry Prairie Dog (reffering to how one out of five knuckles is sticking out, not unlike how a prairie dog rises from his hole to check the area) and The Knuckle of Destiny.
"James got into a fight with a guy in Tampa last week. Do you know the details?"
"Yeah, the guy was too busy mouthing off to his friends to notice James had wound up for a Baltimore Crabcake. The guy fell like a sack of shit."
"Yeah, the guy was too busy mouthing off to his friends to notice James had wound up for a Baltimore Crabcake. The guy fell like a sack of shit."
Baltimore Crabcake by sixguns3 December 19, 2008
Russian Crabcake
1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off
1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!
2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.
2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.
Russian Crabcake by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016