crabarian 

found on your moms cunt hair

yummalicous

crabarian by i touch myself on the nipples May 19, 2003

crabarian 

a knnda crab with big pinchers and is small also known as crabby

I smashed crabarian

crabarian by Cangh Jui May 18, 2003

Canarian phone sex 

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.

The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.

Canarian phone sex by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

Crabetarian 

A vegetarian that also eats crab meat

Ella is a crabetarian. She used to be a vegetarian but now she also eats crab meat.

Crabetarian by Ella e August 6, 2020

Cabrian 

The coolest person you will ever meet. Usually 99% awesome 100% of the time.

The chick, Cabrian, is so cool. I aspire to be her friend.

Cabrian by mdawg891 November 26, 2010

crabbian

Augie you'll never know.

Augie is totally the crabbian of the week.

crabbian by Crabbian Decider. February 4, 2022

Craberanette 

A person, usually female, who fingers him/herself under the covers.

Hopkins: Yo girl you are a major craberanette.

Hennifer: Sorry I am uncomfotable with people watching.

Craberanette by Nicktheguy who knoes all March 29, 2005