Crab Holing 

The act of fucking numerous girls that have bad cases of crabs.

John: Damn, Jake is crab holing, and he doesn't even know it!

Bill: Shit, I feel for him. I heard Jill and Ann both have crabs!!

Crab Holing by Niggar Ale August 25, 2011

Crab-Hound 

Something that slowly eats away at your sanity and impairs your ability to live your life on a day to day basis. Those who have these encounters often experience immediate death, or a sudden release of bowel control (In most cases, both occur simultaneously).

"I may be drunk, but I'm going to pee all over that Crab-Hound if she passes out in my apartment..."

Crab-Hound by BananaGeorge March 5, 2010

Crab Hour 

This is when the crabs have a party to get high and eat 69 pounds of chalk

brooooooooo it’s crab hour let’s get high

Crab Hour by ratdad67 February 12, 2019

Crab Hook

When a guy grabs his nuts and shapes his index finger into a hook shape then inserts the index finger into a perons mouth and yanks to the side like a fish hook.

Billy gave Junior a nasty Crab Hook

Crab Hook by liae July 28, 2009

crab hold 

The act of grabbing hold of ones nut sack with no intention of letting go.

"Dude Ben just ran up to me and went strait for a crab hold!"

crab hold by Ariel Bender March 25, 2004

crab hole 

Crab hole is an infected butthole

Josh Risards once said Nick Jonas was a crab hole

crab hole by RanchEatrr2003 January 20, 2020

Crab Holocaust

The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.

"Did you know that 11 Billion crabs went missing? What, like a Crab Holocaust?" - The Goons, 2023

Crab Holocaust by Pickled_Penids420 March 16, 2023