cozzunked 

Derived from Cozadd and Krunk

When someone becomes so outrageously intoxicated he/she needs 3 days to recover.

Man that frat guy is cozzunked. Do we have a stomach pump handy?

I'm getting cozzunked after my last final.

cozzunked by hrmsuh December 17, 2008

confunked 

being so utterly confused that it inhibits your activities of daily living at that point in time.

"dude, im so confunked right now...what the hell is goin' on here..."

confunked by ctrlaltdelicious May 8, 2010

crizzunked 

A state in which one has such a crazy and drunken time that one cannot speak without slurring "crunk" into crizzunked. The number of z's involved depends on how crunked one wants to be or actually is.

Maria: I'm bored.
Andrea: Let's get crizzunked tonight.
Maria: Awesome.

Andrea (attempting to say crazily drunk): I'm so crizzunked.

crizzunked by anichi December 30, 2004

Confunked 

Dazed or confused but in a high way!!

How are ya bro?
Im confunked!!!

Confunked by Thushaan November 6, 2003