Generally referring to a teenage drug dealer who will offer to 'help' his customer use the drugs they just purchased from him, but is also overly paranoid when using the drug, usually using a catch phrase such as "Dude! Keep that shit down, someones gonna see it if you hold up past the door handle" or "Did you hear that, I think my Mom's up".
A 'Cox' is also usually a horrible thief/lyer, and will try to lie his way out of almost every situation, even if it means placing blame on his friends. Often they are known to lie about their virginity, claiming to have had intercourse with only 1 extremely hot girl who is usually ficticious but that's it, the reason for them only lying about having sex with one girl is that they want to seem humble about it, and will detail the experience into an almost magical night of romance, which in the history of man, the only way a sexual story could be that romantic would be in a movie, or in the story of a 'Cox'.
A 'Cox' is usually noted to drive something mildly retarded such as a PONTIAC or oldsmobile and show it off by adding a $200 sound system and/or spinners(or anything else that gives them a false sense of having a cool car). Most 'Cox' are noted to be somewhat homosexual, inferring so since they only utilize their $200 sound system to it's somewhat full extent when they pull up to a red light next to a hot guy or children aging under 7 years.
All in all the 'Cox' can be best described in short as a: Poser, Loser, Show-boat, Fake, Druggy/dealer, Theif, Lyer, Homosexual, Pedophile, and an all around parasite to Society.
*It should also be noted that most 'Cox' live in the upper Mid-West region with their Mother's, who they will repeatedly steal from, then profess how much they love them in front of their family and friends, since without their mother's, not only would they not be alive, but they would be living on the streets where they belong*
A 'Cox' is also usually a horrible thief/lyer, and will try to lie his way out of almost every situation, even if it means placing blame on his friends. Often they are known to lie about their virginity, claiming to have had intercourse with only 1 extremely hot girl who is usually ficticious but that's it, the reason for them only lying about having sex with one girl is that they want to seem humble about it, and will detail the experience into an almost magical night of romance, which in the history of man, the only way a sexual story could be that romantic would be in a movie, or in the story of a 'Cox'.
A 'Cox' is usually noted to drive something mildly retarded such as a PONTIAC or oldsmobile and show it off by adding a $200 sound system and/or spinners(or anything else that gives them a false sense of having a cool car). Most 'Cox' are noted to be somewhat homosexual, inferring so since they only utilize their $200 sound system to it's somewhat full extent when they pull up to a red light next to a hot guy or children aging under 7 years.
All in all the 'Cox' can be best described in short as a: Poser, Loser, Show-boat, Fake, Druggy/dealer, Theif, Lyer, Homosexual, Pedophile, and an all around parasite to Society.
*It should also be noted that most 'Cox' live in the upper Mid-West region with their Mother's, who they will repeatedly steal from, then profess how much they love them in front of their family and friends, since without their mother's, not only would they not be alive, but they would be living on the streets where they belong*
*Dude, I beat this Cox ass last night, but for some reason he called my cell-phone and asked if we were still cool...then offered me a hand-job which I declined vehemently.*
*Larry- You know what that Cox reminds me of?
Janice- What?
Larry- That stray dog you kick in the face when it begs for food, but for whatever reason it will be back the next day begging for food and forgiveness. They're annoying as piss out my ass.
Janice- Ya I know what you mean, that Cox I bought the weed from half an hour ago wants to know if I want to smoke it with him.*
*Did that Cox just pull up next to us at this red light and blast his music trying to be cool(but not really) and check out my Dad and 4 year old brother*
*Larry- You know what that Cox reminds me of?
Janice- What?
Larry- That stray dog you kick in the face when it begs for food, but for whatever reason it will be back the next day begging for food and forgiveness. They're annoying as piss out my ass.
Janice- Ya I know what you mean, that Cox I bought the weed from half an hour ago wants to know if I want to smoke it with him.*
*Did that Cox just pull up next to us at this red light and blast his music trying to be cool(but not really) and check out my Dad and 4 year old brother*
by Toby Etan July 11, 2008
by Charlesnigga May 17, 2008
the best damn cable company out there. Never experiences down time like comcast or verizon and is very reliable all around. Good prices and better service!
Jeff: My damn internet is out again.. damn you comcast!
Bob: Hahaha Cox cable has never given me any problems, loser.
Bob: Hahaha Cox cable has never given me any problems, loser.
by carsdizzle July 11, 2008
A cable company, and in some cities, the only good one. Unfortunately, their name isn't an anagram, or an abbreviation, it's just what they are. Greedy, money hungry douchebag assholes who profit off of the lack of net neutrality.
If COX is your only choice for an ISP, move. The extra money spent is more worth it then dealing with them.
by IoI_xD April 7, 2020
An extremely sarcastic and truly awesome doctor dude on the show Scrubs played by John C. McGinley and he is also JD's mentor, but he won't admit it. He also calls JD various girl names and calls Elliot Barbie.
about J.D
Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie?
Carla: Oh, he got off your leash?
Dr. Cox: laughing Give me a break. The kid's like... he's like a... have you ever seen a drunk baby?
Carla stares at him
Dr. Cox: Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's... it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man... you take your eyes off them for one second...
hits the table
Dr. Cox: ...and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV.
whispering remorsefully
Dr. Cox: God save me, it was barely out of the box.
Carla continues to stare at him
Dr. Cox: The point is... Newbie is my drunk baby.
Dr. Cox: Oh, gosh, Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. And now, in a reciprocal gesture, can I be included in the planning of your coming-out party?
J.D.: Is that a gay joke?
Dr. Cox: No, it's a cotillion joke. My God, Newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years - how is it possible that you still don't get me? I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays - I like their music, I like their sense of style, I especially like what they've done with Halloween - but our thing is that you are a little girl. That's who you are. But that's really not fair...
Dr. Cox: You know, the only way you could be more useless right now is if you actually were the wall. Now, it certainly is true that you'd at least be serving a purpose - specifically a surface for a jackass to lean against - but it could be argued that this is more useless than doing nothing.
pause
Dr. Cox: I know, it's a conundrum but don't you worry, I'll noodle it for you right here. Meanwhile, you just skip along, all right Shirley?
Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie?
Carla: Oh, he got off your leash?
Dr. Cox: laughing Give me a break. The kid's like... he's like a... have you ever seen a drunk baby?
Carla stares at him
Dr. Cox: Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's... it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man... you take your eyes off them for one second...
hits the table
Dr. Cox: ...and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV.
whispering remorsefully
Dr. Cox: God save me, it was barely out of the box.
Carla continues to stare at him
Dr. Cox: The point is... Newbie is my drunk baby.
Dr. Cox: Oh, gosh, Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. And now, in a reciprocal gesture, can I be included in the planning of your coming-out party?
J.D.: Is that a gay joke?
Dr. Cox: No, it's a cotillion joke. My God, Newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years - how is it possible that you still don't get me? I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays - I like their music, I like their sense of style, I especially like what they've done with Halloween - but our thing is that you are a little girl. That's who you are. But that's really not fair...
Dr. Cox: You know, the only way you could be more useless right now is if you actually were the wall. Now, it certainly is true that you'd at least be serving a purpose - specifically a surface for a jackass to lean against - but it could be argued that this is more useless than doing nothing.
pause
Dr. Cox: I know, it's a conundrum but don't you worry, I'll noodle it for you right here. Meanwhile, you just skip along, all right Shirley?
by Lbooks93 November 9, 2006
1. Noun: The supreme being; master of all time and space, and the trombone.
2. Verb: To destroy, annihilate, brutally kill, to own in any sense of the word, or to run up behind and stab in the back followed by running the opposite way.
2. Verb: To destroy, annihilate, brutally kill, to own in any sense of the word, or to run up behind and stab in the back followed by running the opposite way.
by nrgh69 July 23, 2010
The most adorable cupcake the world has ever seen. Plays Matt Murdock on Marvel's Daredevil and is the cutest fucking little shit. His smile is known to make people cry. Beware of subconscious watery eyes when looking at this marshmallow of a man. He is most often equated to a cinnamon roll.
by avocadosatlaw April 28, 2015