cowned

to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.

by Fakemaster May 17, 2008

Kicked by a cow. Cow + owned.

Fred tried to tip Bessie, but she woke up first and he got cowned.

by The Fucking Police November 17, 2007

COWN

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

larry: ya gettin any skin, bro?

jerry: naw, dude, i'm COWN.

by ken power February 10, 2009

A man whos wears lady's clothes, or even does something to his body, so he looks like a woman.

Look at that guy over there, he is just so cown wearing that dress.

by anonymous January 4, 2004

the essence of being "cool," in style," or "fresh"

check out that cown kid. no not clown, i said cown. you are so not.

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Adjective - describing a noun - meaning corny, whack, stupid, or dumb. Usually yelled in mid-sentence, or by itself.

Uhm, that was kinda COWN!
Them shoes is kinda COWN!
That joke was a lil cown.
I hate this class, it's so cowny.

COWN COWN.

by WhyYouSoCowny December 29, 2011

by Ghost_rider2o99 May 12, 2021