urban cow tipping

Can also be performed in suburbs. When one or more irresponsible teenager goes around the streets at night flipping over smart cars. This can also be done with a Prius or a Yaris, but these models are generally heavier, requiring a larger group which could compromise the mission. Urban cow tipping is also usually done under the influence of alcohol or marijuana, or both.

Irresponsible teen 1: "Hey dude, lets go urban cow tipping tonight!"
Irresponsible teen 2: "Do you have a bottle?"
Irresponsible teen 1: "Yeah."
Irresponsible teen 2: "Shit, let's fuckin do it."

by m4r1ju4n4m4n January 2, 2011

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African Cow Tipping

Akin to it's predecessor 'Cow Tipping' - It is a more primal format used by native African 'Tiger Bare Knuckle Boxers' to train their fists to deal with the hard furry target they were attuned to pummeling - A novice would spend 30 days and nights searching out and repeatedly battering Cape Buffalo to toughen their skin and harden their bones.

"You wouldn't have a chance with that tiger in your current condition"

"Anything to suggest?"

"Go punch a few Buffalo in the jaw. Nothing quite like African Cow Tipping to prepare you for a fight like that."

by WhyAreAndy January 31, 2010

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canadian cow tipping

to club baby seals on the snow with a group of friends after drinking a few beers/screech.

later me an the boys are headin out for some canadian cow tipping

by evolutioncanada March 19, 2008

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