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The first thing you do when you walk into a restroom and other occupied stalls. Flushing before you sit down creates enough noise in the area that other people may be able to finish their business while minimizing embarrassment from excessive flatulence.
Seeing as there was only one stall taken, and given the state of his rotting gut, John gave the other restroom occupant a courtesey flush in hopes that he would finish his business so John could get down to his with the added privacy of being the only one in the restroom.
by anonymous August 17, 2004
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when your using the bathroom at a department store and theres double stalls your goin #2 and you decide your not gonna give up after one terd so you flush the toilet after every terd to keep the stench down
i was out at walmart takin a dump and i had to do a Courtesy Flush becuase i let off 3 danks
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When you double flush a toilet just to be courteous. Not necessarily a double-flusher, just to be polite.
Mostly used in awkward situations.
Matt was meeting his girlfriend Sarah's parents for the first time. They were enjoying a lovely meal when Matt had to take a dump.
This being the first time he had dumped in Mr. And Mrs. Di Carlo he flushed twice even though one should have been enough.
Matt demonstrated the courtesy flush.
by Nick DC April 26, 2010
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Over 50 and never heard of the courtesy flush. I figured once it's out it's out and hide your head and run.
I suppose an example could be as soon as your ready to go, flush and at least the noise helps cover up any noise. God forbid there be noise. I've tried to wait until the entire BR was empty feeling so self conscience about something no one but I do, right??????.....Never fail, soon as I hit the door and almost get my butt to the seat here comes someone. Tricky part, making it go back up until the room is empty. Well I no longer wait for an empty room but am sure excited to learn about this courtesy flush thing. And it really works???????...I'm going to the store now to test this and will report back.
by kathy, the other one September 21, 2006
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When you fuck your partner in the ass and cum, then while he/she is taking the cumshit, he/she flushes after the first major bowel movement. At the very same time, you give your dick a good wash and get your dick in her/his mouth one more time. This is actually a double courtesy flush situation.
Oh man, your dick smells, give me a courtesy flush before I stick it back in my mouth, I mean I just gave you a courtesy flush with my first big shit after you came in my ass!
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Let someone know if, awhile after a first date for example, you're not interested in pursuing the association further.
"I had hoped to get a courtesy flush if you decided you liked that tree-huggin mothball motherfucker better!"
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Flushing while shitting. Although this noble gesture is meant to reduce the foul odor of your newly born treasure, there is a personal benefit. If you time this correctly, the turd that's still attached to your ass will get a helping 'pull' from the water below, giving you an extra inch of room your colon.
I shoulda known but the skids in bowl that she wouldn't have the decency to courtesy flush.
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