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n. Trucker-speak for a county sheriff or sheriff's deputy. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.
County Mounties generally won't pull you over.
by fizzle April 15, 2004
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Slang for a person who is on welfare (the County").
I have to work so hard because my sister is a county mounty. She's only had a job for maybe 3 months of her whole life.
by Dwayne September 24, 2004
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A highway patrol officer.
(see also; Koopa Troopa)
"You have your Newark Police, and then you have your County Mounties and your Koopa Troopas."
by Light Joker May 29, 2004
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