| 1. | Shnex | ||
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A derogatory term used by only two certain individuals describing sexual intercourse or anything related to it. Investment: Let's shnex
Countryboy: ..what? |
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| 2. | her | ||
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Northern Ireland countryboy/cultchie term, presumably derived as a shortening of "whore", used as an insult or exclaimation of pain. "The her took all me money!"
"(having hit one's hand with a hammer) ah ye fuckin' her ye" |
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| 3. | Hayseed Dixie | ||
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Nashville multi-instrumentalist / singer / songwriter / recording engineer John Wheeler's bluegrass band that pays loving tribute to heavy metal and bluegrass by demonstrating the similarities betwixt the two. As Barley Scotch (Wheeler) is apt to say, “That ‘Lost Highway’ of Hank Williams and AC/DC’s ‘Highway to Hell’ are indeed the same road!” The core band includes the Brothers Reno: Deacon Dale and Brother Don Wayne Jr., whose father surely taught them about the transmogrification of music. Banjo pioneer Don Sr. wrote the famous "Dueling Banjos,” which the Dixies cover on their fourth studio album (and their live DVD) -- Not to be confused with equally talented Americana singer / songwriter Christopher Wyant, who goes by the name “Hayseed.” Cityboy: "What the hell is THIS?"
Countryboy: "That's Hayseed Dixie." Cityboy: "WTF?" Countryboy: "You've heard 'Detroit Rock City,' right?" Cityboy: "Yeah..?" Countryboy: "This is the version WE like!" |
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| 4. | redneck | ||
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you can say youre a redneck if;
you still say christmas instead of winter festival youve never protested about seeing the ten commandment posted in public you bow youre head when someone prays you treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and ALWAYS have youve NEVER burned an american flag you know what you believe and arent afraid to say so, no matter who is listening you respect your elder and expect your kids to do the same youd give your last dollar to a friend pride not prejudice, only when you can answer with yes to all of the above, can you say "i might be a redneck"
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| 5. | blueneck | ||
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the opposite of a redneck. someone who thinks we should all think one way. normally those who are northerners or yankees, odd thing is northerners and southerners have mixed so it is not bases on where you live. i myself am a redneck, blue collar, white hat. BlueNecks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners (or how Northerners sometimes think of themselves;) YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUENECK
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IF... ...Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. ...You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." ...You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY. ...You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts, not road kill, Dummy!) ...You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. ...For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits. ...You don't know what a moon pie is. You have probably never watched a moon pie in a microwave. Awesome! ...You've never had an RC Cola. ...You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled. ...You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. ...You have no idea what a polecat is. ..You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog. ...You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. ...You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes." ...You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show. .. You have never been hep'd. ...You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university tha... |
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| 6. | nazi | ||
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Anyone who drives a German car. Nazi: I blind on-coming drivers with the blue headlights on my BMW, therefore I am better than you.
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| 7. | Hillbilly | ||
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a "hillbilly" is a racial or stereo-type word used to describe
people from the west or south to fall back to the stereo type definition were they are Lazy, stupid, love hunting, drink beer, have no job, fish, dont brush there teeth, carry a shotgun. It mostly is related to the word Redneck. The word hillbilly originally came from a billy goat that lived on a hill and was lazy as fuck, didnt fit in, eventually the goat was shot. Cityboy: i love video games..
Countryboy: wuts uh vide-ir game? Cityboy: well i didnt figure you knew stupid redneck hillbilly! (countryboy shoots cityboy) <h1> LOL </h1> |
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