countryballs 

A special genre of memes in which countries are represented by spheres with their respective flags on them(except for a couple cases where certain countries are allowed different shapes, such as Nepal and Kazakhstan. It creates humor by stereotyping each country with common problems. It is the general rule of thumb in the genre that players write in "Engrish(example-"I of wantings to talk to you!")" for countryballs that do not speak English naturally.
Gags include
-Greece not paying debts to Germany
-Poland cannot into space
-China using XiXiXiXi instead of HaHaHaHa
-Sweden taking over all of the world in a world-ending event known commonly as the Börkpocalypse.("Börk Börk")
-Germany having trouble from keeping itself from reverting back to Nazism
-the Reichtangle, a rectangular character that is the supposed "Fourth Reich", and is obsessed with anschluss, often destroying its neighbors in fits of anschluss.
-Finland being drunk
-The USA must always be wearing shades, unless it is pre-American-Spanish war
-Britain must always wear a top hat
-Poland's flag being upside down(don't ask why, its one of the great mysteries of the Earth)"
-Many others
for more information, look up "countryballs"
these comics also go by the name of Polandball.

Swedenball: Börk
Norwayball: I don't understa...
Swedenball: BÖRK
*Norwayball's flag is overrun by the blue background and yellow cross of great Sweden*
Norwayball: NAHHHAHHHAHAAAaaa.... Börk?
Swedenball: Börk Börk
Norwayball: Börk
All the other countryballs: Oh dear god.... Its happening.

countryballs by LookItUpOnUrbanDictionarh June 3, 2017

country boy 

After reading some of y'alls descriptions of a "country boy" I decided I needed to add my two cents.

Most people nowadays think a country boy is someone who drives daddy's truck, wears camo, listens to new (pop) country music, and drinks beer. Y'all got it all wrong. A real country boy may or may not have been raised in the backwoods, but loves the outdoors and spends a lot of their time fishin', huntin', sittin' around a bonfire with friends, and muddin'. They're generally laid back but do have a wild side. A real country boy usually drives a pick up truck, listens to older, as well as new, country music. They hunt, fish, and stick to their roots. They are hard workers and don't take things for granted. The good Lord above is always the one they praise and they are very strong-wiled. A real country boy expresses his beliefs, although they may be unpopular, and isn't afraid to speak the truth.

99% of us are NOT white trash, ignorant, close minded racists.

A real country boy is kind in nature but very masculine, and always treats his woman with respect. They are generally very polite, old fashioned, easy-going, and genuine.

A true blue country boy works hard for what he wants, loves and treats his girl and family right, and lives for Jesus.

Just because some guy drives a new truck, wears camo, and flies a rebel flag doesn't mean a thing. It all has to do with how you were raised, your morals, and your lifestyle.

Ladies love country boys.

country boy by texasproud September 27, 2014

countrygold 

An older man around ages 75-90 who pursues online relationships with younger women, generally prefers the ages 18-29. He'll rub his wrinkled old cock on skype and ask if they would like to lick his "Country Gold".

"Cmere Sarah and get you some "CountryGold" from Grandpa Gale."

countrygold by OGTroll June 6, 2013

Country boy 

A guy from usually the Midwest or southeast. Wears cowboy boots, wore out baseball hat, blue jeans, and a t shirt. Has pride in his country and those who defend it. Respects his family and others in the community. Usually drives a 4x4 truck, generally a chevy, ford, or dodge. Usually not racist, but will crack a racist joke around his friends. Not to be confused with a hick or redneck, eventhough he can be considered them occasionally. Isn't afraid of getting his hands dirty when he is needed to work and also not afraid to defend his country at any given time. Laid back and relaxed but can get aggressive when someone offends his family, friends, beliefs, or girlfriend. He won't back down from a fight, but won't just go out and start one for no reason. He is usually respected by his community as being a hardworking and generous person. Not afraid to give the shirt off his back for anyone in need

Country boy's love God, family, and his country

Country boy by Willis82 July 21, 2014

country boy charm 

It means your a complete gentlemen of the old fashion kind.

He just opened the door for her. He really does have that country boy charm.

country boy charm by Grondallar December 8, 2016

country boy 

A guy born and raised in the country. (Usually the American South.)

He is normally seen wearing a baseball cap, old jeans, and a t-shirt, but will occasionally wear cowboy-boots and a button-down shirt.

A true country boy has rather short hair, and no piercings. They dress in nice, clean-looking clothes, and only wear ripped jeans to work in.

Country boy's are strong, hard-working, and very masculine. Chances are, he drives a truck.

In a relationship, a country boy is usually an old-fashioned gentleman. A true country boy usually has a big mouth when it comes to talking about girls, but prefers to take things slow with a girl he really likes.

Ladies love country boys!

country boy by J_Leigh July 26, 2007

Country Boy Wannabe 

A fake ass poser that acts like and swears that he's a country boy even though he lives in a big city. They can usually be seen wearing cowboy hats and boots sitting in their tailgates of their trucks blasting country music and dipping tobacco. May also be seen line dancing at a country night club.

Country Boy Wannabe: Man I can't wait till this weekend were all fixing ta go down to the fishin hole and fish and do some muddin afterwards.

Normal Kid: Quit acting like your fucking country Eugene. Your Catholic, you live in the burbs, and your parents are rich as hell. Listening to Kenny Chesney, Watching Cmt, Dipping Copenhagen, Going fishing, and Driving around in your grandpas 3 acres does not make you a country boy.

Country Boy Wannabe by Tellingitthewayitis4ever October 25, 2011