lameinate countertops 

Really lame laminate countertops that diminish the value of a home.

I saw a pretty nice house on Zillow, but it had some terrible lameinate countertops that'd need to be ripped out right away...

lameinate countertops by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021

Countertits

Fake Boobs.

Guy 1 : "Hey man you check out that cougar sittin by the bar?"

Guy 2: "Yea man, she's hott. Those Countertits must have cost her a fortune!"

Countertits by irnvs034 June 21, 2009

Counterous 

Counterous is a word that can be use once you'd see a person countering something that is right or correct.
its the combination between COUNTER and CANCEROUS so its called COUNTEROUS.
countering is like your disagreeing to a persons says,etc, while cancerous means your a useless person

example/definitions

(the person is disagreeing to the right thing)
GUY: when you and your family eat you need to atleast talk so you can help each other
GAY: Nope when your eating with your family you dont need to speak or to talk because its bad even your mouth is not full
GUY: How come ? its not bad because its a communication to a family
GAY: NO its still wrong because its bad for us to speak when were eating with our family
KID: Your so dumb thats why anybody doesn't like you
GAY: Your wrong i have friends and lot of supporters who supports or love me
KID/GUY:Whatever!! Your Counterous

Counterous by John Alexis Pascual October 2, 2019

Alaskan Countertop 

When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.

Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!

Alaskan Countertop by theminkinator January 29, 2014

countertop cleaner 

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

countertop cleaner by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

Countertop Kid 

A person who was conceived by his/her parents on a countertop.

“Aye, you know Jeremy?”

“You mean countertop kid?”

“Yeah, his parents must have really loved granite!”

Countertop Kid by funz0ne February 20, 2024

Granite countertop

The act of somebody with deformed ass-cheeks mooning you

"Man Tyler the creator! I can;t believe Robert Downey jr. gave you the granite countertop!"

Granite countertop by bobbbbbbbby Hill February 20, 2015