Countermeasures

A) An opposing or retaliatory measure

B) An episode title of C.S.I. Miami.

C) Deploying flares, ECM Hammer, or a smoke screen on Battlefield 3

D) The act of measuring ones penile length upon a countertop or table.

E) A 1998 film starring Michael Dudikoff

A) "A resistor countermeasures the effects of an electrical current."

B) Herp: "Hey Derpina did you catch the name of the C.S.I. Miami episode last night?"
Derpina: "Yeah it was titled Countermeasures."

C) Pilot to gunner: " I just deployed my ECM Jammer and they are locking onto us again. Looks like you need to use whatever countermeasures you have."

D) Derp: "I found that the easiest way to find my size was to use countermeasures."

E) Movies 1998-
Herp: "Well that has to be the worst fucking depiction of a war movie I have ever laid my eyes on."
Helping: "Seriously what a waste of money."

Countermeasures by iSick1e March 30, 2012

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Countermemetry

The art and method of defusing overused and overenacted memes and cliches into more humorous and intellectual humor. Sometimes a piece of countermemetry can become a meme in itself.

Notice also that countermemetry involves intrinsic knowledge of the meme and mechanics therein invoked to be successfully countered. Simply not getting the meme or joke is not countermemetry.

Antone: i hurd you liek mudkips?
Bernard: Actually I'm rather fond of Deoxys
Charlie: Did you see the video of a Magikarp sweeping ubers?
Antone: you guyz suck, lern2internet

Notice the use of countermemetry to begin a relevant Pokemon discussion.

Countermemetry by Ranzear April 22, 2011