dick checkout counter

1. Bizznatch
2. Funny line from some online comic

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Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

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Counter-dickin is the art of having sex on top of a counter

"I was counter-dickin my girl last night and let me tell you it turned into slippin slide"

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a word obstetricians ask each other to see if a newborn child is male or female

Hey Joe, is that a cunterdick

cunterdick by probson July 12, 2009

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Retorting to a dick comment with another dick comment. Used as a verb, or in predicate form.

Matt: man you like Love, Actually. You're so gay.
Chris: well your moms dead.
Matt: ooh, you counterdick my statement!

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Yeah you counterdicked yourself

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Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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