Benjamin Counsell
Benjamin Counsell by Fannerbang June 27, 2016
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Ollie Counsell
The Physical Embodiment of Butter Dog. This pog champ has more sidebitches than you have wills to live. When he's around you are getting no girls.
Girl: OMG POG it's Ollie Counsell, I hope to become one of his sidebitches one day. He is so Butterdog
Ollie Counsell by Butterdog December 3, 2020
Micheal Counsell
He is gay, i mean very gay.
He does 'Corpse Munging' alot..
which is very sick and DISGUSTING!
Mike, you stupid fuck, go rot in hell.
He does 'Corpse Munging' alot..
which is very sick and DISGUSTING!
Mike, you stupid fuck, go rot in hell.
Student: ''I hate Micheal Counsell''
Teacher: ''Ok, But that doesnt answer my question on Co-ordinate Geomoetry!''
Student: ''Mikes Mum''
Teacher: ''Ok, But that doesnt answer my question on Co-ordinate Geomoetry!''
Student: ''Mikes Mum''
Micheal Counsell by Bens Mum October 1, 2007
grief counselor
term used by educators to describe a psychologist,social worker,or any person with a box of kleenex who arrives at the school in the aftermath of an unfortunate event.
When a freak bunsen burner accident singed the moustaches of a male and two female students, the high school called in a grief counselor.
grief counselor by sheila in the car January 31, 2010
wall-to-wall counseling
A behavior correction method, in which a superior shows a subordinate the error of his or her actions by means of physical violence. Verbal abuse is optional. While primitive, it differs from blind, drunken battery in that it is initiated with the objective of eliminating undesirable behavior. Used correctly, it is utilized only when all other methods of communication have failed.
Applications of wall-to-wall counseling vary, ranging from a simple slap to prolonged sessions ending with a trip to the hospital. Like most counseling, it is of an intimate nature and usually takes place between counseler and counselee in a secluded place, though the counseler may opt to include assistants for physically fit patients. Blunt, hard objects such as baseball bats, 2x4 wood, and walking canes are occasionally included as teaching aids.
Named for the dynamic nature involved, in which a counselee is tossed about from wall to wall during a session.
For additional information, refer to WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102, available from the United States Army's Field Manual Headquarters.
Applications of wall-to-wall counseling vary, ranging from a simple slap to prolonged sessions ending with a trip to the hospital. Like most counseling, it is of an intimate nature and usually takes place between counseler and counselee in a secluded place, though the counseler may opt to include assistants for physically fit patients. Blunt, hard objects such as baseball bats, 2x4 wood, and walking canes are occasionally included as teaching aids.
Named for the dynamic nature involved, in which a counselee is tossed about from wall to wall during a session.
For additional information, refer to WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102, available from the United States Army's Field Manual Headquarters.
The new worker, Billy Bob, keeps clogging the toilets with his chewing tobacco. I've tried talking to him and reducing his pay, but he won't stop and I can't afford to fire him. Maybe some wall-to-wall counseling will fix the problem.
wall-to-wall counseling by Eidako July 27, 2003
Northeast Counseling
The nonprofit organization that provides the vast majority of psychotherapy for the psychopaths in the Hazleton PA area. The majority of it's patients never get better.
nutty fuck 1: I need some pussy. And I need it fast.
nutty fuck 2: Don't you buttfuck your girlfriend, so she doesn't get pregnant? That's why you need pussy so bad. Asshole is no substitute.
nutty fuck 1: The doctor up a Northeast Counseling told me to either cut my balls off or fudge pack her ass. The last option seems less painful.
nutty fuck 2: To you, that is.
nutty fuck 2: Don't you buttfuck your girlfriend, so she doesn't get pregnant? That's why you need pussy so bad. Asshole is no substitute.
nutty fuck 1: The doctor up a Northeast Counseling told me to either cut my balls off or fudge pack her ass. The last option seems less painful.
nutty fuck 2: To you, that is.
Northeast Counseling by Hazletard-in-Chief August 18, 2011
camp counselor
A person who spends their summer working at a camp (think cabins and small children). These individuals fall into three categories; people that like working with children, people that use to go to the camp, people that like to drink with the people in the first two categories. These employees make almost no money and therefore have some external motivation for working at camp.
One of the perks of being a camp counselor is the great tan you get while working outside, a downside are the small children that might drown while you tan instead of life guarding.
camp counselor by MarxMyWords May 11, 2006