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district councillor 

Individual who pretends to be interested in local issues in order to gain election to the local council. In fact they just want to get rich developing their own property and spend all their time licking the arses of planning officials and their friends, who are also district councillors.
Bob Slime was as well known as a district councillor as he was for demolishing old ladies houses and building shit awful flats.
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Concillor 

Pronounced: Con-Kill-Or; How Jordan Johnson spells Counselor
I’m gonna go see a concillor.
Concillor by CahlumHood May 30, 2018

Turian Councilor

Our lord and savor turian councilor
Turian Councilor by MMMM UNDIFINED September 7, 2016

Cuncillor 

A contraction of “cunning councillors”, those elected municipal representatives who are so smart they invent projects that always benefit their bank accounts FIRST while ONLY APPEARING to benefit the townspeople. Also can be used as an expletive to express a general dissatisfaction with elected officials.
There was no doubt that after the Contentious debate the Cuncillors were responsible for the flawed contract. It paid them each 5% of the gross deal under the table and townsfolk paid only double the going rate for asphalt paving.
Cuncillor by You rReal Name July 25, 2020

Counsellors 

A absolute king in the streets and a unit in the sheets, definitely the best at every game, and a premature honky donkey
counsellors has a fat dong on him
Counsellors by james daddy charles October 13, 2020

Counsellors 

A king of the comm, a unit in bed, a straft destroyer, a cutie, a all round daddy and has a 23 inch dong
counsellors just ate my ass
Counsellors by james daddy charles October 13, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026