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Coultergeist 

Tall scary, monstrous looking conservative skank rumored to be either a hermaphrodite, tranny, or cross gender species who hangs out with O'Lielly, Shammity, Screwburrow, and the Hillbilly Heroin Addict himself, Lush Fatso
The Coultergeist invaded my television late last nite, that monster tried to brainwash me and force me over to the darkside.
Coultergeist by Sarah Failin January 16, 2009
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Coultergeist 

A word used to describe the haunting feeling one gets when watching Fox News.
Example A: "Man, there was nothing else on last night, so I decided to watch some Fox News. After a few minutes of Sean Hannity it felt like there was a Coultergeist in my house."

Example B: "Coultergeist? As in, Anne Coultergeist? Man, this shit's wack." *Thumbs down*
Coultergeist by FreeDick February 28, 2011
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Coultergeist 

An evil entity that wants to destroy America and hates us for our freedom.
The Coultergeist wants to destroy Democracy and turn America in to a Corporate Theocracy.
Coultergeist by Ian December 7, 2004

COULTERGEIST 

A mythical man reining from NY, who is the equivalent of a God on earth, also goes by the name Coultdawg, Cgeist, and Cmerciful.
Yesterday, I hung out with the Coultergeist.
COULTERGEIST by Daddy yum yums December 9, 2018

poultergeist 

when youre bangin a girl from behind, and you pull away and a friend takes your place, then you go outside and wave at her from the window
we didnt have enough manpower for the train but the poultergeist worked quite nicely
poultergeist by Nick Bi October 22, 2006

poultergeist 

What Chicken Little and her domesticated avian buddies would each have become if Foxy Loxy had succeeded in his carnivorous venture.
Da term "poultergeist" can also refer to da ghostly spirit of someone who had formerly worked with flocks of game-birds, and now goes around haunting da farmyard areas where he used to work. One has to wonder if perhaps he met his untimely demise due to his shady dealings during said care-taking employment, such as if he'd behaved like "a fox guarding a hen-house" in dat he'd been secretly snitching a few of da choicest members of his flocks to put on his own dinner-table!
poultergeist by QuacksO March 16, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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