The shit cough occurs in only one situation: When a person is shitting in a public toilet with only one cubical and numerous urinals. This leads to embarrassment at the sounds emitting from the bowels of the shitter and they then cough to muffle the sound of the "plop" or the "squelch". This is especially evident in those suffering of diarrhoea.
"I was in a McDonalds in London coz i needed a shit right? But the urinal was surrounded. I tried waiting on the sounds from the hand-dryers to muffle the sound of my shit but no cunt was using it so i had to blast out a shit cough. I think the other guys at the urinals still knew I had the runs though."
by FuckYouDiarrhoea April 5, 2010
Reilly; last night i smoked too much and had a terrible case of shit's cough, didn't even have a spare change of underwear
Angus;mmmmm!
Angus;mmmmm!
by shitzkorfi January 27, 2012
an insult and cuss word made up by dream sans while his brother was creating the apple incident. he said it was like his brother was coughing shit.
"AND.. M-MY BROTHER STARTED COUGHING SHIT.. AND I WAS S-SO SCARED AND H-HE STARTED BLEEDING SHIT- AND THEN S-SHAT HIMSELF..-"
"Right..- And how did that make you feel??"
"L-LIKE SHIT..-"
"Right..- And how did that make you feel??"
"L-LIKE SHIT..-"
by Liv!Hakana May 23, 2023