coughin' nails 

A nickname for cigarettes.

You need to give up those coughin' nails, because they're not good for your health. No wonder you're always coughin'.

coughin' nails by GenuineNerd2 May 17, 2015

Coughin' to a coffin 

Another lame phrase for non-smokers to try and influence smokers to quit.

Smoker: *takes a drag* *cough cough cough*

Non-smoker: Hey man you should really quit, you're Coughin' to a coffin.

Smoker: gtfo nerd

Coughin' to a coffin by Hoju123four June 28, 2010

Cougina 

The genitalia of a woman over 40 years old. Mixture of the words cougar and vagina.

Billy: "I got me some cougina last night."
Johnny: "That's disgusting."

Cougina by BGMEW May 24, 2011

coughenhoit

cough version of "gesundheit"
used after someone coughs wishing them well.

person 1: *coughs*

person 2: coughenhoit!

person 1: thanks man!!

coughenhoit by renelles18 July 6, 2011

couching distance 

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

couching distance by Ryan November 27, 2004

Straight Couchin 

The act of sitting on another person who is sitting on a couch.

Yo nigga, Ryan was straight couchin' at the party.

Straight Couchin by niggerjoe October 29, 2012

Pete Coughlin

Shit at life

Pete Coughlin is shit at life

Pete Coughlin by VonC June 11, 2016