cougarizing

The act of flirting, hitting on, picking up, seducing a man younger than 30 by a woman older than 35.

While in the ski lodge bar, Tahtianna planned on cougarizing the hot snowboard instructor.

cougarizing by lolapop927 February 18, 2010

cougarlingus 

Performing oral sex on a cougar.

Look at that cougar. She needs me to give her some good cougarlingus; I'm a great cougarlinguist.

cougarlingus by awlboy December 7, 2009

cougaring 

the act of a cougar prowling the premises seeking out her next sexual conquest

The hot blond in the black dress has been cougaring for the last half hour

cougaring by thomaskemper August 27, 2009

cougarring 

verb. The act of a Cougar (a.k.a. older female) prowling for fresh meat (a.k.a. very young males).

Emma was well into her 50's but was out cougarring the local college bars.

cougarring by TheSkinman August 5, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016