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Cougar Crush 

The heart fluttering sensation experienced by women of a certain age upon seeing a man of much younger years, usually sporting six-pack abs, boyish innocence, and a clear willingness to learn. Side effects include: unclean thoughts, raised hemlines, and a deep desire to take on the role of tutor.
When Madge showed up at the gym in a new track suit sporting the word "juicy" across her derriere and offering the new young thing behind the counter two white frosted cupcakes, the cougar crush was obvious.
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Cougar Crush 

When an older woman has a crush on a much younger man.
Muriel:
"I've seen Twilight so many times, I think I've developed a Cougar Crush on Robert Pattinson even thought I'm old enough to be his grandmother."

Audrey:
"You're preaching to the Twi-Hard choir."
Cougar Crush by chieromancer July 16, 2010

Cougar crush 

when an older woman develops feelings for a younger man, usually an actor, even though she knows its not going to happen.
'I just watched 17 Again and I have a mad cougar crush on Zac Efron!'
Cougar crush by AthenaPearl February 25, 2010

Cougar Crush 

"Ooh, look at this picture of Robert Pattinson! I know he's like 15 years younger than me, but I think I have a little cougar crush on him."
Cougar Crush by MsHellion October 15, 2009

cougar crush 

Having a crush on a cougar. See cougar.
Alex: Damn, that chick is smokin' hot!
Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50!
Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.
cougar crush by tcufrog08 April 14, 2008
Word of the Day on October 20, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026