Cougacorn

Half-cougar/half-unicorn hybrid.

A recently divorced woman, typically over the age of 40, that had been involved in the swinging lifestyle with her spouse.

Instead of exclusively targeting cubs, this voracious creature hunts married couples as well.

Wow! Since her divorce, Alicia has been quite the Cougacorn. She's banged half the couples we know!

Cougacorn by Applesauce! September 28, 2011

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Cougarcorn

Twist on the cougar.

A woman who falls into the “unicorn” category on the hot to crazy ratio scale and has a boyfriend substantially younger than herself.

Usually characterized by being strikingly gorgeous, decent cook, sparkling personality, genuinely loving, slightly ( but not scandalously) older, and so completely ridiculously funny that she posted this definition 🦄✌️🤗😍❤️

Men and women alike don’t believe this creature exists, but she does.

If you are lucky enough to attract this woman... KEEP HER!

When Jason met Kristine, he knew he had found the elusive Cougarcorn!

Cougarcorn by Kramer319 January 13, 2020

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Cupacorn

some loser named grace who was on a “cheer team” in elementary school and wore a unicorn horn with a cup on top of it

Betty: wow boobis is acting like such a cupacorn 🙄
James: seriously what a loser‼️

Cupacorn by fannylongbottom December 5, 2021

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More Cougarness

When she’s older than you and her birthday just happens to be the day before yours.

Johnny is so in love…he doesn’t even think about that one day if More Cougarness

More Cougarness by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023

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More Cougarness

When you’re dating a woman that’s older than you and her birthday is the day before yours; that special 24 hours.

Johnny was so in love that he didn’t even think about that one day of More Cougarness.

More Cougarness by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023

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More Cougarness

When you’re dating someone who is older than you and their birthday is the day before yours; that 24 hours.

Johnny was SO in love with his girl and just smiled when he realized his girl would have a day of More Cougarness.

More Cougarness by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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