The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.
Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
by maczofri December 14, 2010
by KY Jellie September 2, 2006
by WhoKee November 12, 2013
Pink Cottage Cheese is a name for a "cottage cheese" like substance that flows out of a woman's vagina after an ovarian cyst bursts. This is sometimes induced by rough sex or stimulation such as fingering or oral sex.
"I was going down on this chick when suddenly she filled my mouth with some her own Pink Cottage Cheese."
by SconnieJoe November 19, 2015
by ihatebuffering March 7, 2011
by Storrrrmmm September 1, 2011
Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.
by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2007