alert the coastguard
alert the coastguard by Jules the King November 15, 2006
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Vagina Coastguard
A phrase from "Family Guy" when peter meets the US Senate to allow smoking for minors. He is greeted by Al Gore and Dick Army, where he cracks a joke "Is your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?? hahha"
Vagina Coastguard by plastiqmanb June 20, 2006
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Coastguarding
The act of finding and enlarging the clitoris for heightened sexual pleasure.
Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.
The term " Coastguarding " comes from the "search and rescue " of the clitoris.
Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.
The term " Coastguarding " comes from the "search and rescue " of the clitoris.
Coastguarding by phil279 September 26, 2011
Vagina Coastguard
Fucking when that bitches mom keeps checking hin on you in her daughters room, with flashlight. You better not get caught in moms waters.
Vagina Coastguard by Brian Giardina March 5, 2005
Coastguarding
When your lady refuses to shower after pull-out sex and your stray semen line her lovely shores the next day.
Alfy: dude that chick is smoking hot!
Ralphy: I wouldn’t go there. Billy hit that last night and said she’s coastguarding today.
Alfy: freal? I ain’t picky!
Ralphy: I wouldn’t go there. Billy hit that last night and said she’s coastguarding today.
Alfy: freal? I ain’t picky!
Coastguarding by Paradiseboyz November 1, 2021
Mormon coastguarding
I was trying to Mormon dock my Mormon girlfriend last night, but she kept Mormon coastguarding me. No port of call for me!
Mormon coastguarding by Brigham Young's barrel chest January 1, 2012
coastguard
To locate the lost man in the boat ie use a vacuum pump to expose and externalise a woman's clitoris, typically performed when the woman is restrained as part of BDSM suction play.
Yeah that redhead's hot. You should have been here last month when she was strapped up on the pool table and coastguarded. Everyone in the club had to have a close-up look, and her man in the boat got a lotta attention that night.
coastguard by George Formby September 28, 2011