A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.
Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.
by SimboBimbo January 21, 2007
a cocktail made famous by the show sex and the city. it consists of cranberry juice, triple sec, vodka and lime. this is an extremely girly cocktail.
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz rose's lime juice
1 lime wedge
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz rose's lime juice
1 lime wedge
"I'll have a cosmoplolitan"
by Rachel Rose February 1, 2004
by InvisibleWater2 November 8, 2012
Cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sluts and whores which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate whores. also claims its okay to be a slut, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..
by towel401 September 22, 2004
Codeword for a Jewish person implying they are part of a rootless, international clique that only look out for fellow tribe members. Generally it is used to refer to a prominent Jew in government, media, or business. Accordingly, their actions benefit their group above all else and are often detrimental to their nations of origin. Used in a similar context as globalist.
by strangebrewn October 29, 2018
Liberal elitist hipster: That is so horrible that MacDonald's is everywhere in the world. They are breaking down indigenous culture and traditional folkways. Monoculture everywhere! It is sickening. (Moments later) It is so wonderful that we are breaking down backward ways of life in the American South and any other traditional culture. We want to spread the cosmopolitan ethos everywhere. I am a citizen of the world!
by Tex in Tex February 22, 2008
A cosmopolitan, sometimes also called cosmo, is a delicious cocktail made from vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice and freshly squeezed or sweetened lime juice. Cosmopolitan is usually served without ice in a large cocktail glass, a so-called martini glass
Cosmopolitan is also a famous fashion magazine. The magazine is one of the best-selling magazines and is directed mainly towards a female audience.
Cosmopolitan is also a famous fashion magazine. The magazine is one of the best-selling magazines and is directed mainly towards a female audience.
by Sabrina96 July 15, 2020