To tell if a person is a jock:
1. They are involved in EVERY sport, but does half of them to get the girls.
2. If they do anything related to video games, it most likely involves Call of Duty
3. Drives a tricked up sports car with mile-wide exhaust pipes and no roof.
4. Their futures have "McDonalds Drive-thru" and "eight STD
s" written all over them
5. Considers anything not like them to be emo
, or gay
6. Barely passed 5th grade