To tell if a person is a jock:
are involved in EVERY sport, but does half of them
to get the girls.
2. If they
do anything related to video games, it most likely involves Call of Duty
3. Drives a tricked
up sports car with mile-wide exhaust pipes and no roof.
4. Their futures have "McDonalds Drive-thru" and "eight STD
s" written all over them
5. Considers anything
them to be emo
, or gay
passed 5th grade
In High School:
Jock: *Finds a straight-A student who trips
over his many
girls that he most likely
will never keep*
Jock: Yeah you better run, queer boy!
Bill: Hey, you remember that jock that used to beat the crap out of us in high school?
Matt: Yeah? What's he doing now?
Bill: Without him, I wouldn't have this Big Mac! xD