A piece of dumbshit ass car which claims to be better than Mustang. Idk about you but man that car is fucked up and slow and crashes all the fucking time. A 1990s Prius is better.
Normy Guy: Hey the new corvette goes really fast.
Cool Guy: WTF thats bullshit
Normy Guy: Why its badass its 212 mph
Cool Guy: Well fuck that Ford GTs are faster
Normy Guy: what how?
Cool Guy: Its fucking 225 mph nowadays dumbass bitch
Normy: Oh ok i get it imma buy that shit fuck chevy
Cool Guy: WTF thats bullshit
Normy Guy: Why its badass its 212 mph
Cool Guy: Well fuck that Ford GTs are faster
Normy Guy: what how?
Cool Guy: Its fucking 225 mph nowadays dumbass bitch
Normy: Oh ok i get it imma buy that shit fuck chevy
by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 July 12, 2023
Boomer: Back in my day we used domestic muscle cars instead of those imports that all the snowflakes drive nowadays.
Also boomer: I'll have you know my corvette is much faster than the NSX.
Me: Ok boomer!
Also boomer: I'll have you know my corvette is much faster than the NSX.
Me: Ok boomer!
by jotaro123456 November 17, 2020
by Corbeaner August 2, 2022
A man who over-compensates for a small penis, genital deficiency, unattractive body, lack of personality and/or unattractive face, by flashing cash, or purchasing expensive items that he doesn't use, in an attempt to impress others.
Bobs trophy wife says he just purchased a new Harley Davidson, but he's never rode a motorcycle before. Apparently he's hung like a cashew, and suffers from "Corvette Syndrome".
by rattmutt June 19, 2020