2 definitions by rattmutt

The prototypical small penis compensation and lack of personality machine.

The car unattractive men buy or lease to make sure they are seen in said machine, in hopes of attracting a trophy wife. Usually owned by a completely self-important douchebag. Deserving a pinky, not a thumbs up...."way to go tiny"
"If I had to take one up the ass, I would choose a Corvette owner so I couldn't feel it"
by rattmutt June 20, 2020
Get the Corvette mug.
A man who over-compensates for a small penis, genital deficiency, unattractive body, lack of personality and/or unattractive face, by flashing cash, or purchasing expensive items that he doesn't use, in an attempt to impress others.
Bobs trophy wife says he just purchased a new Harley Davidson, but he's never rode a motorcycle before. Apparently he's hung like a cashew, and suffers from "Corvette Syndrome".
by rattmutt June 19, 2020
Get the Corvette Syndrome mug.