3 definitions by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345

Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 30, 2023

Big Moby Dick

Something that goes in either of the three things as following

- A sexy girl’s pussy
- her asshole
- her mouth

I locked the the room and started to smash my girl’s pussy hard-on with my big moby dick while fingering her ass

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 22, 2023

Corvette

A piece of dumbshit ass car which claims to be better than Mustang. Idk about you but man that car is fucked up and slow and crashes all the fucking time. A 1990s Prius is better.

Normy Guy: Hey the new corvette goes really fast.

Cool Guy: WTF thats bullshit

Normy Guy: Why its badass its 212 mph

Cool Guy: Well fuck that Ford GTs are faster

Normy Guy: what how?

Cool Guy: Its fucking 225 mph nowadays dumbass bitch

Normy: Oh ok i get it imma buy that shit fuck chevy

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 July 12, 2023