Red Corvette

A euphemism for a very small penis.

Johnny spends a lot of time polishing his red Corvette.

by Shlabotnic July 1, 2006

Orange Corvette

Play Oculus right now b**ch

Hey Blume, did you hear about the orange corvette? Better go put on your headset

by Kawi82gotwaboi October 6, 2021

corvette owner

A person that buys a car to make up for some other lacking feature. ie, can't afford a real race car, or needs to bring special attention to himself. Females are not applicable to being a "Corvette owners" as they actually enjoy the ownership of the vehicle not the attention that it brings. A real corvette owner will not drive in the rain nor drive if rain is in the forecast. Rain will melt a corvette owner just as it melts snowflakes.

At the traffic light next to me was a corvette owner. 2019 White nice looking car. When we took off, I heard the car stall as he was not proficient with a manual transmission.

by E. Howard Hunt May 15, 2020

c5 corvette

C5 corvettes were an automobile made by Chevrolet.Old men and gay kids drive them they are very slow and super obnoxious.

Teddy drives a c5 corvette he must be gay

by Cock slayer April 3, 2023

Corvette Summer

Troys idea of an awesome summer. The exact edfinition remains unknown.

However, some prerequisites include: not shaving, a Kennith Cole suit.

This is going to be a Corvette Summer!

by Cadbury204 June 28, 2010

Corvette Season

The season after winter when people start driving their Corvettes again

This snow is giving me the blues, I cannot wait until Corvette Season so I can drive my Corvette again!

by Moltres Rider February 4, 2012

Chevrolet Corvette

Mode of Transportation for middle - aged American Men wearing baseballcaps and poloshirts currently going through a phase known as a midd - life Crisis.

Guy1: Have you heard? Rogger just bought a Chevrolet Corvette!
Guy2: Wait, he is having his mid - life Crisis already?

by RiguRagu November 22, 2018