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Dirty Cortes

When you put your finger up your own butthole and then put it in your own mouth. Then after you lick the butthole essence of your finger, you lick someone’s ice cream cone.
My ice cream cone tastes funny; I think Ronaldo gave me the old Dirty Cortes.

Hernán Cortés 

The first conquistador in history, notoriously known for crushing all Aztec civilization. He was the first conquistador to enter Mexico also.
Hernán Cortés' full name was Hernán Cortés de Monroy y Pizarro Altamirano.

Niko Cortes 

A wanna be soccerplayer who thinks hes blonde and thinks his exgirlfriend alexandra still wants him. he is straightfowardly gay and really ugly.
wow donald trump is such a NIKO CORTES.
Niko Cortes by thedictionarist January 30, 2019

Caitlin Elizabeth Cortes (: 

The Most Wonderful Person In The World (: I Love Her To Dealth ! She Is The Bestest Friend You Could Ever Have ! You Really Should Go Find You A Caitlin To Keep Close To Your Heart <33 ..... She Is Ahhhmazingg !>! She Is Trustworthyy, Faithful In My Friendship. JUST THE BEST (: Well , I Think She Is Asleep Right Now. It Is 4:12 AM , And I'm up Writingg A Definition Of My Bestfriendd (: SHE LOVES ABURN......AND SHE IS BEAUTIFULL (: I LOVE YOU CAITLIN CORTES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 oHH........ p.S : I'm GoING tO sTEAL yOuR i-pOd !!! jayy kayy (: Well < im tiredd (: goodnightt !!!! : ROBOT IS COMING TO RESCUE YOU FRO BEING TOOO BEASTT ! UHH OHH...... < STUCK ON BEAST MODE ? > HAHAHA OUR NEW INSIDER ! (: BYE (:

~ Jaimie-leigh Hailee Huettner (:
I'm sure i met a " Caitlin Elizabeth Cortes (: " shes really awesome (:

vanessa cortes 

Perfect girl, but unique so too bad for you.
Vanessa Cortes is perfect.
vanessa cortes by Fr_v_qc February 1, 2017