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Cornholetined 

Cornholetined is the result of an individual who refuses to wear a condom with their partner, who subsequently has either forgotten or refused to continue with their preferred method of birth control, and thus quarantines their man to the cornhole.
Well here’s a new one, Kristen quit taking her birth control pill and she said if I refuse to cover my dong, I’m Cornholetined. She knows I don’t like anal either, so I hope she isn’t angling to get a delivery from my Load Bearing Balls so we can have a child. Fuck I love her snatch. God damn it!
Cornholetined by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
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cornholing

Butt-fucking; anal intercourse; penetrating the rosebud with one's prong.
Captain Pissgums and his pervert pirates were always cornholing one another and anything else that moved.
cornholing by octopod June 13, 2004

Cornholing

the secret meaning behind the song "Ride Capatin Ride" by The Blues Image. this song continues to talk about men going up to San Francisco to travel on "another shore," meaning the anus. The "Captain" is riding a mystery ship which means he is cornholing his fellow gay(sticking it up the butt that is).
"Dude, this song is about sea travel, I'm telling you."

"Shut up Kyle, its totally about a dude cornholing 73 other guys while calling his dick a Captain."
Cornholing by mycockismycaptain April 27, 2009

cornhopping 

verb: The act of contracting and relasing your own vaginal muscles, if you so happen to be of the female persuasion.
"While my boyfriend was giving me oral pleasure i was cornhopping to make my orgasm explosive."
cornhopping by The sexy teacher August 6, 2008

tennessee cornjoeling 

When two male hillbillies usally related are fucking each other in the anus behind an old wooden shed. While there coon hound watches.
Get ole Blue out of there Jed and Orville got a little tennessee cornjoeling session going down.
tennessee cornjoeling by millman February 25, 2010

cornholing

the official activity of jails and prison showers
YO!!!, stop cornholing me. FAGGOT
cornholing by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

Cornholing

The favorite past time of the current Canadian Prime minster Justin Trudeau.
Putin cornholing Trudeau at the environmental summit
Cornholing by Bradydustin October 12, 2016