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The act of

1) spreading melted butter and salt on a girls titties
2) proceeding to titty fuck her, thereby covering your penis with said butter and salt
and..
3) getting fellated, which will taste like fresh corn on the cob
Antoinette: Hey Stan, did you bring the butter and salt?
Stan: Yeah, get ready for some mean corncobbing
by Pat Miledgy September 11, 2011
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2
A largely unpleasant person, usually male. A substitute for the word "faggot" that you can use to avoid sounding homophobic
Ex 1:

Person 1: Dude, Rocco is such a faggot!
Person 2: Hey, don't say faggot. That's rude. But I'll agree, Rocco is a total corn cob!
Person 1: Um yeah...

Ex 2:

Girl: Look, Mike just posted a picture of himself without a shirt on Facebook. What a corn cob.
Boy: Word. He's the biggest corn cob I know.
by jasmine tee August 16, 2010
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I found me a nice corncob out in the dumpster behind the Blue Star
by princess pink November 09, 2003
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corn cobb (v.) to finger a girl's sausage coozie as well as her throat at the same time, sticking something into both ends as one would with corn holders into a cob of corn
"to corn cob a bitch" or "i gave her the ole corn cob"
by tpain2 April 15, 2010
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when a chick nibble up and down your penis like a corn on the cob.
your mom gave me a monster corn cob last night.
by greased' lightnin February 13, 2007
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1. someone who walks around with a corn cob shoved in his/her ass-litterly or metaphorically.
"man rook is such a corn cob"
by slimer james November 03, 2009
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Something you do to your boyfriends cock. DO NOT use your teeth but 'nibble' up and down the shaft gumming him. Yummy.
I took his cock with my hand and I nibbled it with my lips over my teeth. He wiggled in delite as I corncobbed him.
by Elle MDLS July 02, 2007
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