At the end of an act of anal sex, when a penis is removed from an asshole, sometimes the penis is covered with shit and with kernels of undigested corn. This phenomena, as well as the penis in this situation, are known as "corn dick". Corn, if not chewed up, is not easily digested and so appears as whole kernals in feces, which then sticks to the penis in anal sex. Corn dick can generally be prevented with enemas.
by moretolife August 10, 2005
A corn dick is a stupid hick/redneck/backwards ass country fuck who is oblivious to anything other than hunting/bad country music/farming/and of course, corn. They loooove corn. Whenever you see a corn dick it is customary to give out a corn dick call, which you do so by using a very high pitched and loud voice and say: "UHH-WHOOUUUH, CORN!" high pitched emphasis should go into the 'OUUUH' bit followed by yelling corn in the most hick ass accent you can muster.
When a big dumb ford truck drives by with retarded ass stacks in the back and is blaring some stupid sad country song about how some whiney ass country fag got dumped while you and your friends can do nothing but laugh at pointing out how big of a douche bag corn dick the guy is as you call out to him using the trademark corndick call.
by Lockesmith November 8, 2011
by mandjboy November 25, 2009
look at that mother fuckin fagget ass bitch wearing those piece of shit wranglers. they are so tight you can see his small balls and corn cob shank. please never wear those again bitch.
by dennis fredericks April 16, 2004
After engaging in sex analy with a male or female,you pull out and there are little pieces of corn stuck in the tip of your dick,causing excruciating pain when removing the corn.
Alex man, i was giving Sally some but hole pleasures last night, and when i took it out of her ass i had major corn dick. It was so bad it bled.
"""""Never have anal sex....your cock might just be in pain if you do""""""
"""""Never have anal sex....your cock might just be in pain if you do""""""
by Walter Ballsack February 2, 2006
A Nebraska Corn Husker fan who still believes their team is relevant and to prove it trolls other teams pages from their mothers basements, typically 50 years or older and born of incest.
That James Collman guy is a real Corn Dick, all he ever does is post stupid shit on Iowa pages and pretend he has some semblance of intelligence
by Tim Osbourne September 17, 2019
random hush puppy: i love big black corn ball dick
big ugly ass black dude named requis: i love corn ball dick
big ugly ass black dude named requis: i love corn ball dick
by Thebigdaddyclapper November 3, 2022