corker

An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.

He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.

by indybob April 9, 2009

corker

Someone with an extreme sense of humor.

That dude is a real funny Corker.

by Dave M May 5, 2004

Corker

Anything that’s said or done that makes people think ya a mad dog usually delivered by NJ

Nath just can’t help himself stop produdicing these corkers

by Ts10 November 19, 2021

Corker

Something that is funny.

That movie about glow in the dark flying earthworms was a corker!

by Loopt March 4, 2017

Corker

Phenomenon in which your shit 'corks' itself. When you first start taking a corker, the begining is like a regular poop, but after you've passed an inch or so, the rest squirts -- you've uncorked your bowels.

"That Panda Express gave me a huge corker last night!"

"I feel so much better, I just had to take a corker."

by PoopedOn April 11, 2009

Corker

A corker is a lady who masturbates with a bottle of sparking wine. Part of the thrill is the danger of the cork popping before orgasm and causing damage.

Posher ladies use champagne, the lower classes use Lambrini

Sub division:
If said lady refers to sipping a glass of rose she's corking whilst on the blob

Darling, I think we should take a bottle of red to this dinner party. That Sheila is a bit of a corker

by mig the awesome October 29, 2012

corker

A "corker" is nothing more than a funny joke that evokes laughter. All these other definitions are way off course.

Jim: "Did you hear the one about the..."?
Tim: "Yeah, that was a real corker!"

by Corker-Man November 11, 2009