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Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.
I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 04, 2005
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The people who get no respect from most people when all they are trying to do is PROTECT people including the assholes who hate them.
Some cop took 3 rounds to save someone in a drive by
dude get his name and send him a thankyou
by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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someone who belives they know way more than the average human, or at least that much more that entails him to condemn someone for doing what he thinks falls into the catagory of "wrong"
when any cop shows up at the scene
by ieatcops August 28, 2003
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I just copped. Let's get fucked up.
by yobkcis June 25, 2004
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To purchase or aquire.
by anarchypunk April 25, 2005
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fuckin nazis. fatass pigs. fascist douches. fuckin glutons.think they have so much authority, but they aint shit. try to intimidate you into thinking that they have more power than you. fatheads. think they can do whatever they want. their ego's are almost as big as their fat asses. corrupt bitch ass motherfuckers. worthless hypocrite pieces of shit. most of them commit more crimes than the people they arrest. cant find anything better to do than arrest people for jaywalking, or skateboarding, or driving while black.
i wish i could try to have some fun, but its illegal. if i try to do something i could get arrested for it. like skateboarding, thats such a terrible crime!
by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005
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Those goddamned cops took my stash.
by Dave September 20, 2003
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