cooted

Cooted is another way of saying, "I'm fucking tired." Typically, one would feel cooted after a night of drinking or blazin' with some buddies. Cooted is a strong term in the sense that one can only be cooted when he/she is on the verge of passing out.

Bro, I was so cooted last night after I smashed that broad.

cooted by DKFresh July 3, 2010

coosed 

When someone takes a draw of your cigarette and slobbers there disgusting saliva all over it, like a cow or 'coo' eating grass. Mainly Glasweigan term.

Fuck! She just coosed ma fag like naebody's business!

coosed by Muzzgow. October 4, 2005

cooted

In association with the term 'cooter-mama', cooted means for a woman to cum.
A man would skeet as where a woman would coot.

"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted all over the place!"

cooted by Amanda :* May 12, 2007

cooted

In relevance to the word 'cooter' which is slang for a females vagina, cooted means for a female to cum.

"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted."

cooted by Amanda D May 2, 2007

Cooted

When you get so coked up that you can't remember if you let someone film you doing something that will later ruin your life.

Fuck I was so cooted last night. I hope I didnt let someone film me calling Klopp a cunt.

Cooted by Sav-D November 12, 2024

Zooted ‘n Cooted 

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

Zooted ‘n Cooted by CuntyMama December 1, 2017