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cooterwet 

Describes the region between a woman's legs that becomes moist with anticipation of my manhood.
Our bodies entangled in passion and lust, my throbbing member in her hands, she soon placed my hand against her cooterwet to say she was ready to consummate our union.
cooterwet by superfly March 25, 2005

Cootered 

when a woman sends a picture of her cooter to another woman on her cellphone, email, etc. warning her to back off her man, because she found the other womans cooter on his cellphone to begin with.
Kim was cootered by Tonya, when Tonya found Kim's cooter on her man Gregs cellphone.
Cootered by Kat/Roxy October 4, 2008

Cooterberry 

Cooterberry (Noun): A fabled fruit that grows in the pubic bush of women. There are only a few reported sightings of the mythical berry. It is said to give magical powers to those who consume it.
Matt: Hey, where's Shawn?
Josh: He and his girlfriend are locked in his room. He is probably looking for a cooterberry.
Cooterberry by Grayson M December 9, 2008

Cootergating 

The equivalent to a cock-block but used to describe the act of a female preventing another female from getting her cooter serviced
I thought they were my best friends, but at the beach party they kept cootergating me!
Cootergating by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Cooterneck 

Can be used to define a person or object in any connotation with which they could be described as idiotic, dumb, ridiculous or goofy, etc
Brad got arrested for indecent exposure, what a cooterneck.

Brad’s friend Chad l, being a cooterneck, tried to sneak Brad out of the cop car.

That cooterneck clapped when the airplane landed.
Cooterneck by Layonupinthere October 28, 2018

cooterwaxer

A profession involving the removal of cooter hair from ones cooter. Synonymous with "beaver waxer."
"That damn cooterwaxer at Super Cuts only waxed half my cooter and now Ricky will only lick one side of it."
cooterwaxer by Becky Orr August 4, 2004