Cooter spelunking

Another term for cunnilingus.

I did some cooter spelunking last nite! Amazing!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Crawlspace Cooter

Images stored in ones brain to be used later to pleasure oneself

Boy look at her in that swimsuit... Crawlspace Cooter
Or for people in Alabama: "Did you see that ewe at the livestock auction, talk about some Crawlspace Cooter."

by Ughhhhhhhjhj September 10, 2021

Snarfle the Cooter

When your dog is so vigorously licking it's privates it makes motorboat sounds in order to breathe.

Man, is your dog snoring or are you letting her snarfle the cooter again?

by Mr. Word-tastic October 14, 2015

cooter tap balls

The act of pounding ones vagina into a mans balls afterwards screaming “Pow! Right in the kisser!”

I gave Dave a cooter tap balls last night.

by Maxxx90 May 4, 2020

Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.

Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!

by okpank February 22, 2011

cooter commander

Someone who's get a lot of pussy

He is a cooter commander

by Cooter Commander March 2, 2017

Cooter shooter

When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.

Did you hear how terry died….apparently Meghanns cooter shooter when off and killed him.

by PJohns3372 August 17, 2023