Hairy Johnson:
Dude!! i brought my girlfriend to the
beach and when we got home we were all romantic and BOOM!!!.... a cooter shooter came out of no where!
Dick Homo:
AWWWWWWW was it like a beach on your bed?
Dude!! i brought my girlfriend to the
beach and when we got home we were all romantic and BOOM!!!.... a cooter shooter came out of no where!
Dick Homo:
AWWWWWWW was it like a beach on your bed?
by Alex The Man July 11, 2006
When you get your girl so close you can slide your cowboy hat down her clit like a Visa card and make her shoot like a 12 gauge
I gave my girl the ole Carolina cooter shooter last night and I still can’t get the stains out of my cowboy hat
by Ole Porkchop July 2, 2020
Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.
by Noah August 11, 2004
When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.
by PJohns3372 August 17, 2023