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Coopers field 

A large park in the centre of Cardiff. This beautiful location's scenery is often made redundant each and every Summer by hopeless drunken children of the "Emo" culture furiously vomiting over eachother whilst dry-humping anything in sight, homeless people included. Other dwellers of this otherwise wonderful park include "Chavs" that synonymously place themselves in public view with the "Emos". Where the "Emos" consider this place to be a public brewery, breeding ground and liquid vomitarium, the "Chavs" have a slightly different agenda. These track-suit tossers hunt the vulnerable prey that is the "Emo" by advancing from behind at roughly 2pm (By this time 95% of the "Emos" are paralytic) and stealing whatever the under-aged victim may be carrying so that they may return home to Ely by 8pm to purchase crack from a 36 year old mother of 274 children. More often than not this usually resorts to violence.

The less popular "functional family with 2.43989 children and a chihuahua / celestial horned aardvark" can be found scattered around the park brandishing plastic cutlery and various sandwiches and home-made pastries. These creatures tend to flee from the area within twenty minutes or so after being plonked on the bonce repeatedly with a half empty bottle of white storm by one of the intoxicated natives.
Safe bro. Me and Flipper Bill just "scored a draw" off Blodwin in Smallmans, wanna come to the blue shop and buy some motor oil so we can get "steamin'" and "block-up" in the doggin' tree about three thousand miles into Coopers field and perhaps steel a "peng" emos tampons brev? *insert incomprehendable local slang to finish the conversation"... Nice one
Coopers field by Jumpedbyparrots January 13, 2011
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Cooperfield 

You are having sex with a girl doggy style or in the ass with her facing the window. You have a friend in the closet hiding. You pull out and your friend takes over (with out the girl knowing) . All while you sneak outside to the window with a camera. Knock on the window to get the girls attention then take a picture of her reaction
We pulled a Cooperfield on Susy and she put the pic as her profile pic on facebook...score??
Cooperfield by blazie bone1 April 29, 2010

david cooperfield 

this takes place in a bedroom. when you are bangin the girl in the ass and she has her face in the pillows. your friend is outside the window, he comes in and u pull out and he sticks his in. you leave the room and after a while the friend says this isnt whats his name.
Dude my friend and i pulled off the david cooperfield on your sister!
david cooperfield by Scuba Steve 34! December 20, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026