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wine cooler 

A low-content, not-so-intense alcoholic drink, usually flavored as a fruit drink.

Wine coolers are frequently had with meals and such to consume alcohol, yet not get much of a buzz off it.

They are also considered a pussy alcoholic beverage when someone attempts to get drunk entirely off of wine coolers.
"I needed something to ease my mind without getting drunk, so I had a wine cooler with dinner."
wine cooler by Lahr November 14, 2006

wine cooler 

A unhardcore way to drink, a sugarcoated version of malt liquor
Yum, pass that red wine cooler
wine cooler by polska nikki~ May 18, 2005

Alabama Wine Cooler 

When a man pees inside a woman's pussy. This sex act is said to have originated in Cloverdale, Alabama. It is the ugly step-cousin to a golden shower.
Karen said Bryan pulled out his giant penis on their first date, proceeded to pee in her pussy, then hollered "Ooh wee!! Damn straight if I didn't just pour myself an Alabama wine cooler!!".
Alabama Wine Cooler by Pollyesther70 September 2, 2019

wine cooler 

A sissy drink. Something sissys think is cool.
Carl the chode drinks wine coolers cuz hes a fuckin sissy.
wine cooler by cartman5000 July 21, 2004

Cooter Wine

The grapes you ferment into wine inside your vagina.
We just drank a whole of box of Hannah's cooter wine! Related to butt chugging.
Cooter Wine by Fuzz Aldrin February 22, 2013

wine coolers 

Alcohol for pussies and/or chodes.
Andrewer loves wine coolers; especially Sea Breeze
wine coolers by Nitch October 13, 2006