coolbear 

a walking, talking LOVE machine. Driven to hump anything that moves! Most likely to be a pornstar.

Sometimes found having sexual relations with his pussy (cat).

NEVER says no.
is the pulling power of any force.

Loves his willy. Can suck his own. 12 inches minus 11 (Also known as a schlort).

Generally nice guy.

Coolbear : hey guys and girls!
Males and Females : oooooooo bear baby, you've tapped my cat.

coolbear by Matt Coolbear February 23, 2008

coolbear 

The Prince Of Poon

Worldwide hero and Poontang lover

Known to be the best wingman, can get anyone he wants and is kind enough to share with his friends.

A force to be reckoned with however has a rather unhealthy obsession with tapping cats.

Guy 1: "Man that guy can get anyone, he's definatly a coolbear"

Guy 2: "yeah, thats a prince of poon alright"

Guy 1: "lucky bastard"

coolbear by Bingo the Fox November 4, 2008

colbear

The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.

James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!

colbear by Larry S September 15, 2007

Claire Colbear 

The best YouTuber ever known to man. She can make you laugh so hard in such little time. She also has a hit song, "Bust Down Big Claire." She is so pretty also and is so nice. She is the best human being on the planet and deserves to live forever.

"Hey did you see Claire Colbear's new youtube video?"
"Ya! She is so cool!"

Claire Colbear by bigmike2015 May 23, 2019

Colbear

The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.

James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!

Colbear by Larry S January 2, 2009

coolbeans 

Old slang from the World War II era, still perfectly acceptable today. Similar to "cool!"

1> Check out this rad shirt I bought!
2> Coolbeans!

coolbeans by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

coolbeans 

A dish best served with awesomesauce and lightly simmered. When served together, the ultimate mix of breathtaking, amazing, and awesome. Delicious.

Served without, coolbeans is a synonym for cool.

Person 1: Dude, read this Urban Dictionary post!

Person 2: That was totally coolbeans.

coolbeans by ThisisNotYou October 25, 2010